Important information about Cooties

This was on the Nestle's Crunch Hotline 800-295-0051. After it asks what language you want, just sit there for about 10 second and it will give you more options. Hilarious!!! Thanks to Sean Joyce for pointing this out. Here is what it said about Cooties: Cooties come in two strains: girl cooties and boy cooties. To prevent contacting Cooties avoid the opposite sex. If you have been in contact with the opposite sex, seek help immediately. Girls can spin in a circle and scream, "No cooties, no cooties" three times. For boys, a cooties shot is usually necessary in the form of a punch in the shoulder from a trusted friend. However, if you do contract full blown cooties, the only way to get rid of them is by staging a battle between your action toys and the action toys or dolls or the person who gave cooties to you. Or, by carrying three lizard tails and a baseball card in your backpack for three days. Be warned: Cootie catchers are not approved and have not been shown to be effective.